The Bozo Butcher: A Terrifying Tale of Intergalactic Clown Carnage
In the dark world of intergalactic crime, the Bozo Butcher is carving a unique path of terror through the cosmos, striking fear into the grease-painted hearts of extraterrestrial clowns everywhere. With a predilection for murdering on Tuesdays, this sadistic killer...
Moon Landing Denier Insists It Was Faked…On the Moon
In a shocking turn of events, a conspiracy theorist has stepped forward to announce that the infamous Moon landing of 1969 was indeed faked - but not on Earth. Instead, he passionately claims it was staged on the very lunar surface itself. Milton Crumley showing off...
The Intergalactic Bowling Championship: Balls, Brawls, and Otherworldly Egos
I'd heard whispers of the Intergalactic Bowling Championship, but nothing could prepare me for the whirlwind of cosmic competition I was about to experience. Hailing from every corner of the galaxy, an eclectic mix of species descended upon the lanes, each eager to...
Strawberry Eye Cult: Bizarre, Juicy Delusions of Enlightenment on Stryxia
You may have heard of fruit-based cults before, but nothing quite as berry-licious as the Strawberry Eye on Stryxia. Imagine a world where strawberries are not just a delightful snack but the key to cosmic enlightenment. Welcome to the wacky lives of the Zanthers,...
The King of Pop as Iron Man: Michael Jackson’s Legacy in Universe GD-62
In Universe GD-62, the King of Pop, Michael Jackson, took on a different persona – that of Tony Stark, aka Iron Man. As a result, the alternate reality's Marvel Cinematic Universe was completely transformed. Michael's casting as Tony Stark was met with skepticism at...
The Edible Universe Where Every Bite is a New Adventure
As I descended upon the gastronomic paradise that is the Edible Universe, I couldn't help but wonder if I had somehow stumbled into a fever dream or a long-forgotten Willy Wonka spinoff. Before me sprawled a smorgasbord of landscapes crafted from every conceivable...
A Traveler’s Guide to Intergalactic Bar Crawls: Drinking Your Way Across the Stars
Greetings, inebriation enthusiasts! Prepare to embark on the most epic intergalactic bar crawl known to any species. Saddle up and follow me as we drink our way across the cosmos, encountering the most potent concoctions and otherworldly watering holes the galaxy has...
Xenoptera: The Gentle Nightmares You Wish Were Your Neighbors
Greetings, dear reader! Allow me to regale you with tales of my recent jaunt to Xenoptera, the planet where gentle insect-human hybrids with faces only a mother could love reside. Here, the Xenopterans prove that even the most nightmare-inducing exterior can hide a...
An Intergalactic Guide to Jexis and Jexis Pro by Oryx: Nanobots to Revolutionize Your Sleep Routine
Picture this: You're drifting off to sleep, and as you snore, tiny nanobots crawl all over your body, giving you a shave and a haircut. Sounds like something straight out of a fever dream, right? Well, thanks to Oryx, this bizarre fantasy is now a reality with their...
5 Creative Ways to Repurpose Old Hair Found in the Drain
Apr 4, 2023 | Life Hacks
We've all been there - cleaning out the drain and finding a clump of hair that's been clogging up the pipes. But did you know that old hair can actually be repurposed in some pretty creative and useful ways? Here are 5 obvious and practical ways to use old hair found...