Greetings, dear reader! Allow me to regale you with tales of my recent jaunt to Xenoptera, the planet where gentle insect-human hybrids with faces only a mother could love reside. Here, the Xenopterans prove that even the most nightmare-inducing exterior can hide a heart of gold, albeit one that's utterly baffled by sarcasm. Xenopterans Welcoming Alicus to the city Upon landing, Arch-Queen...